between Osama bin Laden and Winona Ryder
Airport face scanners designed to verify travellers' identity against their passport photographs are working at such a low level that they would be unable to tell the difference between Osama bin Laden and the actress Winona Ryder, it has been claimed....
The machines, undergoing trials at Manchester airport, have apparently been questioning so many passengers' identities that they were creating huge queues.
There's one person who might be pleased though...
Gordon Brown was indistinguishable from Mel Gibson.